Eccentric, Without The Money

 

Uh oh.......who knew
Uh oh…….who knew

“Friendly Neighborhood Alien”  (set to the tune of “Spiderman”)

 

Alien, Alien, friendly neighborhood alien

where are you in our time of need

Do you have enough of us to feed

Your hungry appetite?

 

Alien, Alien friendly neighborhood alien

what do you think of our latest broadcast

the reality shows and the ones that don’t last

I know

it’s all a passing phase

 

Alien, Alien friendly neighborhood alien

you’re so far away from us

but not so far for your starship troopers to jour-

-ney and impose your will.

 

Alien, alien friendly neighborhood alien

don’t come close and think you can

screw with us with the upper hand

you know

you’d just be wasting your time.

 

Alien, Alien, friendly neighborhood alien

don’t even mess with the resources on our periphery

they’re ours alone unless you say please

We’ll know you’re coming with our detectors up.

 

Alien, Alien, friendly neighborhood alien

In five years time equal to the time you arrive

We’ll be superior to you and eat you alive

so reconsider your plans of domination right away.

 

Alien, Alien, friendly neighborhood alien

All we ask is that you keep your place

until we venture out in our starships and colonize space

in about ten years before you thought we would.

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